tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-106123942024-02-20T01:36:41.187-06:00Dis-en-chant-ment"A place where butterflies mate for life and humans mate for days, much like our own world, but completely different." -- Terry PratchettM. Mosherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17374773039095723093noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10612394.post-41623467248693989772009-03-09T08:28:00.002-05:002009-03-09T08:35:42.856-05:00<span style="color:#330033;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Listen to</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">God </span><span style="font-size:78%;">and everything will be alright.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#663366;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Listen to your</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">Mother</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">and everything will be alright.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#993399;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Listen to the</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> Earth</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">and everything will be alright.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Listen to</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">MGMT </span><span style="font-size:78%;">and everything will be alright.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Listen to your</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">Friends</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">and everything will be alright.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Listen to</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">Yourself </span><span style="font-size:78%;">and everything will be alright.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ccffff;">Listen.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#66ffff;">Listen.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">Listen.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffcc00;">Hear.</span>M. Mosherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17374773039095723093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10612394.post-1131500222460638902005-11-08T19:28:00.000-06:002005-11-08T19:37:02.463-06:00Fordcast<span style="font-family:lucida grande;">The forecast for tomorrow:</span><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"> </span><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"> a <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">*.</span>s<span style="color:#3333ff;">.</span>p<span style="color:#3333ff;">.</span>r<span style="color:#3333ff;">.</span>i<span style="color:#3333ff;">.</span>n<span style="color:#3333ff;">.</span>k<span style="color:#3333ff;">.</span>l<span style="color:#3333ff;">.</span>e</span><span style="color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:85%;">.*</span> </span>of <strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;">genius</span></strong> with a <em><span style="color:#009900;">chance</span></em> of </span><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">DOOM!</span></strong>M. 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Mosherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17374773039095723093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10612394.post-1130783460970997482005-10-31T12:17:00.000-06:002005-11-01T19:37:15.470-06:00Weird...I was driving down the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the backsear popped right up and put his hands across my eyes. I said is it Uncle Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter, could it be Bill or Sue or Ed or Vernie or Steve? I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm lying bleeding there on the asphalt finally i recongnise the face of my hibachi dealer who takes off his prostetic lips and tells me.<br /><div align="left"><span style="color:#993399;">Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down , and short is long, and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter.<br /></span>I was walking into the kitchen for some Golden Grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate demention and then I was abducted by some aliens whose faces kinda looked like Jamie Farr. They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polariods and said I was a darn good sport, and as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any place in history that I would care to go. So I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time, just as the flaoating disembodeied head of Cornel Saunders started yelling.</div><span style="color:#33cc00;">Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down , and short is long, and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter.</span><br />I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty paper cut and, to make a long story short, it got infected and I died. So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the Pearly Gates and it's obious he doesn't like the Nero jacket that I'm wearing, he tells me that they've got a dress code, but he lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy Ice machine for all eterity and every day he runs by screaming.<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down , and short is long, and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter. </span>M. Mosherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17374773039095723093noreply@blogger.com0